取笑美国名校

哈哈,趁这些名校还没放榜,先拿他们作乐一下。(以免被人说酸葡萄)

How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb? 换个灯泡需要多少哈佛的学生?

One -- he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. 一个,他拿着灯泡,整个世界围着他转。

(这个是讽刺哈佛唯我独尊的形象)

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb? 换个灯泡需要多少耶鲁的学生?
None -- New Haven looks better in the dark. 一个都不需要。新天堂在黑暗中看上去更好。

(这只是拿耶鲁所在的地名取乐)

How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 装个灯泡需要多少普林斯顿的学生?
Just one and he or she pays someone to do it for him or her and his or her parents pay the electrical bill. 只要一个,这个学生会付钱让别人去做,学生的爸爸妈妈最终会付帐单。

(这是讽刺普大引以为荣的贵族气)

How many UChicago students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 装个灯泡需要多少芝加哥大学的学生?
Actually the light bulb doesn't exist, a UChicago student simply got another brilliant idea. 事实上,灯泡不存在,芝加哥大学的学生有更加聪明的主意。

(看来芝大的学生非常善于天马行空)






(2013-03-22 06:20:33)

各校都有特点啊~